Born and raised in Europe. I'm a nice, cool and down to earth kind of a guy. Not in a relationship at the moment, so I'm just checking things out. I work a lot, but hopefully I will have the chance to kick back and enjoy other aspects of life. ;) No, I'm not interested in men, couples, gang-bangs, women that are using drugs around me and all that weird stuff. - That does not mean that I'm boring. I just find it hard to believe why some people/freaks are in to pain, like being willing to stick a rocket up their anus and set it on fire, or slap their balls until they turn blue. - I should have made my point by now!!! lol Whatever happened to a girl who simply wants to have some fun-time in the sack with a nice guy? I have my own place. No roommates or s! (Better not be allergic to cats though) A so called FWB arrangement seems pretty ideal at this point. Know that there is a difference between that and a booty call!!! - Meaning that we hopefully can also talk in between, let's call it our "Therapy sessions"

Mi persona ideal: If all your profile says is "I want a big cock up my butt" Without taking the time to say a little about yourself, then I doubt you will capture my interest. You are a woman, and women are suppose to be smarter than us men, so please prove my point here, and don't sound like a horny man (It's really a turn off) Or someone who when she sees a man, only can see or think of his dick!

It always amazes and amuses me when I see a fairly unattractive lady on this site, who have sex with nasty looking guys, and yet her profile says that she is only interested in guys that
1) Are hotter than Brad Pitt (In his prime)
2) Got more muscles than Hercules himself.
3) Has more money than God)
4) Has a 20 inch Anaconda in his pants, that can go on for weeks at the time!
...And the list goes on and on.

All I can do is laugh, and say "Lady, please lower your standards and be realistic" Or "Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately?" ...REALLY??????
Seriously, It would be like me asking to spend a week at the Playboy Mansion, or have a 3way with Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry! I'm sure it would be fun, but even with my charm and flexing biceps, I know it is not going to happen. LMAO

Though this is a "Sex site" then please respect yourself and the people checking in on your profile.
Please show that you have a good sense of humor, that you are kind or that you are a woman who can actually keep her word (OK. That last part is asking for way too much when dealing with someone online) I'm still hopeful though.

Before the fun starts, I would need to sit down and talk to you, coffee, a drink or whatever. I need to know who I'm dealing with. This might seem strange reading this coming from a man, but I think it's important that we get to know each other as humans, before jumping on each other like animals. lol

A wise man once said "Even enemies can show respect" Well, I certainly hope I have no enemies, but what I do know is that this online crap we got going on here, unfortunately does not involve a whole lot of respect. Let's try to set an example here, what do you say? ...Try to sound and behave like a lady, who of course got some naughty intensions up her sleeve.

So! Just one question! What do you think of my sexy red Spiderman underwear? lol
Normally I dress up at night to fight crime! However with you around, maybe you can see me in a different kind of action. PUUUURRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!