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joandlisa
50 / 49 / P
"Decidedly selective, low mileage"
Charlotte, Carolina del Norte, Estados Unidos
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Última Visita: En los 3 últimos días
Usuario desde: 4 Agosto 2003
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Introducción
**If you're a single male and you've emailed/IM'd/flirted/hotlisted/viewed our profile multiple times without a response from us...this is a sign we're not interested. If we've told you we're not interested...this is an even larger sign that we're not interested. (You would think this would do it, right...Nope, not even close to being enough.) If we continue to get the above forms of contact, we simply block you. I mean if you're a single male and not bi and a bi guy emails you every day asking you to meet up, does it not become annoying? Okay, you're that annoying guy who doesn't fucking stop. Or that couple who doesn't fucking stop. Seriously, just stop. You know we aren't interested. Accept it and move on. Blocking is kind of satisfying though so we really don't care how you make us remedy the situation.
Male has hall pass as long as he can share the details later...It turns me on to hear about his escapades...I'm happy to confirm, just ask! I'm putting this out there only bc he's a safe addition for a night of fun, not because we think he's some Norse God or anything. He just gets it and sometimes that's what a girl wants.
So, we get a fair amount of emails from people, and couples especially. If you email us, and you are a couple...we would like to see pics of both of you...at least your bodies in your profile. Guys, believe us when we tell you that if you can't put a body shot up, in clothes, because you can be identified that way, then your employer already knows you are on here. Only pics of the female give us no place to go. If you're in a high ranking, covert, highly public position, you are already being spied on and it's known. So, spare us the bs and at least let us see if you are in shape or not.
MALE HALF IS NOT BI IN ANY WAY, AT ALL!
Save yourself some time: if all your pics have been taken by you basically sticking a camera up your ass and snapping pics, we're definitely not the couple for you. It demonstrates you lack any creativity or individuality, and we'll find you boring as can be.
Also,we really don't want to have to work all that hard at convincing you to share pics of yourselves! Seriously, as soon as it's a game we check out...we may keep pursuing just out of curiosity, but we won't be making any plans with you.
We're looking for fun, good looking, in shape people who enjoy the extra a little sexual chemistry has to offer with others.
Single men: we get it. You invite us to your network because you want to see more of her, however, she has no interest! So, what's in it for us to let you see more of her? Think about it.
We are NOT looking for single men.
Here's the deal: if you don't HAVE a network, don't invite us to yours. We have face pics available on our network and consider this a fair trade. If you don't have face pics on your network, don't invite us to yours.*** In other words, if after viewing your network pics we wouldn't be able to pick you out at a restaurant, don't bother inviting us. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND????????
Just for fun, if you have the same opinion as the guy below, we suggest that instead of trying to fuck other people, you go and fuck yourself! Awesome idea, right? We thoroughly enjoy keyboard tough guys and make fun of them as much as possible. This guy blocked us as soon as he sent his email in classic coward-laden style:
[I]DrizzleMyJizzle
You have the most incredibly arrogant profile I have ever seen in 4 years on this site, and I have met many incredible people. It says you are looking for "like minded discreet" people. That could be anything but true. You have a very narrow minded view of what many of us find to be a whole lot of fun. I too go to the gym every single day. It's people like you with attitudes like yours that wreck things for everyone. Don't bother writing back, I'll already have banned you.[/I]
[I]"In a high ranking, highly covert, public position"
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(P.S. Love the way all your "testimonials" are complete and total bullshit") Well done.[/I][I][/I]
Mi persona ideal: Please be in shape, we are. We go to the gym often and see great bodies everyday, why would we settle for less? We are looking for fun people who are willing to move slowly at times. We like to have a good time and establish some type of relationship. If we wanted to just meet someone for sex we could probably save ourselves the AmigosCalientes.com membership and go downtown and pick someone up. We are looking for like minded discreet people, that's why we're here. If you are here, you feel the same way understanding that there is more to this than just the sexual situations. Please don't write if you don't agree. For those that do, we can't wait to hear from you.
BTW...and this is an important one...please be shaved or at least very tightly, and neatly trimmed! Sorry to say, but it's an automatic disqualify for us if not.
Mi persona ideal: Please be in shape, we are. We go to the gym often and see great bodies everyday, why would we settle for less? We are looking for fun people who are willing to move slowly at times. We like to have a good time and establish some type of relationship. If we wanted to just meet someone for sex we could probably save ourselves the AmigosCalientes.com membership and go downtown and pick someone up. We are looking for like minded discreet people, that's why we're here. If you are here, you feel the same way understanding that there is more to this than just the sexual situations. Please don't write if you don't agree. For those that do, we can't wait to hear from you.
BTW...and this is an important one...please be shaved or at least very tightly, and neatly trimmed! Sorry to say, but it's an automatic disqualify for us if not.
¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Juego de roles, Tríos, Masturbaición mutua, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Participar en fotografía erótica, Masajes
¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
De ninguna manera. Solamente quiero piel sobre piel.
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Información
Orientación Sexual:
Heterosexual / Heterosexual
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Buscando a: Mujeres o Parejas (hombre/mujer) |
Estado Civil: | Casado(a) | ||
Tipo Swinger: | Sexo con otros | ||
Habla: | Inglés | ||
Tienes niños: | Sí. Vivimos juntos. | ||
Quiere niños: | Felices con lo que tenemos | ||
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Fecha de Nacimiento: | 3 Agosto 1973 | 5 Julio 1974 |
Reubicarse: | No | No |
Altura: | 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm | 5 ft 4 in |
Tipo de Cuerpo: | Atlético | Atlético |
Hábitos de fumar: | No soy fumador | No soy fumador |
Hábitos de bebida: | Soy bebedor casual/social | Soy bebedor casual/social |
Drogas: | Prefiero no especificar | Prefiero no especificar |
Educación: | Título de cuatro años de universidad | Título de dos años de universidad |
Profesión: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Grupo étnico: | Caucásico | Caucásico |
Religión: | Católico | Otros |
Dotación: | Normal/Normal | N/A |
Circuncidado: | Sí | N/A |
Tamaño de sujetador o brasier: | N/A | 32/70 D |